Dear Tumblr: I have the worst friends in the world
seriously, who takes the time to send someone a colored in coloring book of puppy!Blain and kitty!Kurt?
Evil people do that’s who
Pure evil

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh, via savyleartist)
Yes, Thor would say something stupid like that.
NADIA LOOK! I’M NOT ALONE….er wait…
psa that annie is here on Thursday and the Anderfamily is reunited on Friday
ANNIE WE FINALLY GET TO PUT ALL THESE PLANS IN ACTION
ALL
OF
THEM
OH GOD
ELISA AND KEVIN ARE SO UNPREPARED FOR OUR FUCKERY

Cooper and I were texting in the group text and sent over 70 messages while Elisa was napping.
Anderbros are awesome, I am just saying.
*fist bumps*
Thor’s Diary
Entry #1
24th of September, year 2012
Man of Iron taught me the symbol for peace and love today. Apparently it is two fingers that go like this-
I shall give this sign to my brother Loki the next time I meet him
(Source: moriarty, via ashleybenlove)
omg in like two weeks, Anderbros are going to the state fair holla
I JUST REALIZED
ANNIE IMAGINE EVERYTHING WE CAN DO
Elisa is going to hate us
Yes, yes she is. and HOLY CRAP IT’S HAPPENING SO SOON!!!

Now rebloggable so Thor can tell all the peasants on your dash to move faster!
(via dracolovesgranger)

Tiny cat… I do not fear you… *pat pat*
Reminds me of Thor and Loki..
“BROTHER! YOUR SPELL HAS BACK FIRED! BUT YOU ARE VERY CUTE AS A CAT!”
“Thor, stop that! Get your paws off of me!”
(Source: cineraria, via ashleybenlove)
“I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with a glorious Props Department”. #Avengers #BehindTheScenes #stupidity
Nadia…Nadia…NO.
(Source: mycroft-queenofcake, via jaystilesmorgan)

